diff --git a/public/index.php b/public/index.php
index 7f4d652..7b407bf 100644
--- a/public/index.php
+++ b/public/index.php
@@ -34,6 +34,26 @@ function eepromOriginAllowed(string $origin): bool {
     return in_array($origin, $allowed);
 }
 
+function eepromUploadInfo(Upload $uploadInfo): array {
+    return [
+        'id' => $uploadInfo->getId(),
+        'url' => $uploadInfo->getPublicUrl(),
+        'urlf' => $uploadInfo->getPublicUrl(true),
+        'thumb' => $uploadInfo->getPublicThumbUrl(),
+        'name' => $uploadInfo->getName(),
+        'type' => $uploadInfo->getType(),
+        'size' => $uploadInfo->getSize(),
+        'user' => $uploadInfo->getUserId(),
+        'appl' => $uploadInfo->getApplicationId(),
+        'hash' => $uploadInfo->getHash(),
+        'created' => date('c', $uploadInfo->getCreated()),
+        'accessed' => $uploadInfo->hasBeenAccessed() ? date('c', $uploadInfo->getLastAccessed()) : null,
+        'expires' => $uploadInfo->hasExpired() ? date('c', $uploadInfo->getExpires()) : null,
+        'deleted' => $uploadInfo->isDeleted() ? date('c', $uploadInfo->getDeleted()) : null,
+        'dmca' => $uploadInfo->isDMCA() ? date('c', $uploadInfo->getDMCA()) : null,
+    ];
+}
+
 $isApiDomain = $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] === $cfg->getString('domain:api');
 $router = new HttpFx;
 
@@ -174,23 +194,23 @@ if($isApiDomain) {
         $hash = hash_file('sha256', $localFile);
 
         // this is stupid: dmca status is stored as a file record rather than in a separate table requiring this hack ass garbage
-        $fileInfo = Upload::byUserHash($db, $userInfo, $hash) ?? Upload::byHash($db, $hash);
+        $uploadInfo = Upload::byUserHash($db, $userInfo, $hash) ?? Upload::byHash($db, $hash);
 
-        if($fileInfo !== null) {
-            if($fileInfo->isDMCA())
+        if($uploadInfo !== null) {
+            if($uploadInfo->isDMCA())
                 return 451;
 
-            if($fileInfo->getUserId() !== $userInfo->getId()
-                || $fileInfo->getApplicationId() !== $appInfo->getId())
-                unset($fileInfo);
+            if($uploadInfo->getUserId() !== $userInfo->getId()
+                || $uploadInfo->getApplicationId() !== $appInfo->getId())
+                unset($uploadInfo);
         }
 
-        if(!empty($fileInfo)) {
-            if($fileInfo->isDeleted())
-                $fileInfo->restore($db);
-            $fileInfo->bumpExpiry($db);
+        if(!empty($uploadInfo)) {
+            if($uploadInfo->isDeleted())
+                $uploadInfo->restore($db);
+            $uploadInfo->bumpExpiry($db);
         } else {
-            $fileInfo = Upload::create(
+            $uploadInfo = Upload::create(
                 $db, $appInfo, $userInfo,
                 $file->getSuggestedFileName(),
                 mime_content_type($localFile),
@@ -198,12 +218,13 @@ if($isApiDomain) {
                 $appInfo->getExpiry(), true
             );
 
-            $file->moveTo($fileInfo->getPath());
+            $file->moveTo($uploadInfo->getPath());
         }
 
         $response->setStatusCode(201);
         $response->setHeader('Content-Type', 'application/json; charset=utf-8');
-        return $fileInfo;
+
+        return eepromUploadInfo($uploadInfo);
     });
 
     $router->delete('/uploads/:fileid', function($response, $request, $fileId) use ($db) {
@@ -252,7 +273,7 @@ if($isApiDomain) {
         }
 
         if($isJson)
-            return $uploadInfo;
+            return eepromUploadInfo($uploadInfo);
 
         if($uploadInfo->isDMCA()) {
             $response->setContent('File is unavailable for copyright reasons.');
diff --git a/src/Application.php b/src/Application.php
index bfa7213..46feea0 100644
--- a/src/Application.php
+++ b/src/Application.php
@@ -2,10 +2,9 @@
 namespace EEPROM;
 
 use RuntimeException;
-use JsonSerializable;
 use Index\Data\IDbConnection;
 
-final class Application implements JsonSerializable {
+final class Application {
     public function __construct(
         private int $id = 0,
         private string $name = '',
@@ -39,17 +38,6 @@ final class Application implements JsonSerializable {
         return $this->expiry;
     }
 
-    public function jsonSerialize(): mixed {
-        return [
-            'id' => $this->id,
-            'name' => $this->name,
-            'size_limit' => $this->sizeLimit,
-            'size_multi' => $this->allowSizeMultiplier,
-            'expiry' => $this->expiry,
-            'created' => date('c', $this->created),
-        ];
-    }
-
     public static function byId(IDbConnection $conn, int $appId): self {
         $get = $conn->prepare(
             'SELECT `app_id`, `app_name`, `app_size_limit`, `app_expiry`, `app_allow_size_multiplier`,'
diff --git a/src/Upload.php b/src/Upload.php
index 3050ff5..a2f059c 100644
--- a/src/Upload.php
+++ b/src/Upload.php
@@ -5,12 +5,11 @@ use Exception;
 use InvalidArgumentException;
 use RuntimeException;
 use Imagick;
-use JsonSerializable;
 use Index\XString;
 use Index\Data\IDbConnection;
 use Index\Data\IDbResult;
 
-final class Upload implements JsonSerializable {
+final class Upload {
     public function __construct(
         private string $id = '',
         private int $userId = 0,
@@ -89,6 +88,10 @@ final class Upload implements JsonSerializable {
         return $this->created;
     }
 
+    public function hasBeenAccessed(): bool {
+        return $this->accessed < 1;
+    }
+
     public function getLastAccessed(): int {
         return $this->accessed;
     }
@@ -175,26 +178,6 @@ final class Upload implements JsonSerializable {
         }
     }
 
-    public function jsonSerialize(): mixed {
-        return [
-            'id' => $this->id,
-            'url' => $this->getPublicUrl(),
-            'urlf' => $this->getPublicUrl(true),
-            'thumb' => $this->getPublicThumbUrl(),
-            'name' => $this->name,
-            'type' => $this->type,
-            'size' => $this->size,
-            'user' => $this->userId,
-            'appl' => $this->appId,
-            'hash' => $this->hash,
-            'created' => date('c', $this->created),
-            'accessed' => $this->accessed < 1 ? null : date('c', $this->accessed),
-            'expires' => $this->expires < 1 ? null : date('c', $this->expires),
-            'deleted' => $this->deleted < 1 ? null : date('c', $this->deleted),
-            'dmca' => $this->dmca < 1 ? null : date('c', $this->dmca),
-        ];
-    }
-
     public static function create(
         IDbConnection $conn,
         Application $app, User $user,
diff --git a/src/User.php b/src/User.php
index 603a86c..de3e2b8 100644
--- a/src/User.php
+++ b/src/User.php
@@ -2,10 +2,9 @@
 namespace EEPROM;
 
 use RuntimeException;
-use JsonSerializable;
 use Index\Data\IDbConnection;
 
-class User implements JsonSerializable {
+class User {
     private static $active;
 
     public static function hasActive(): bool {
@@ -50,15 +49,6 @@ class User implements JsonSerializable {
         return $this->restricted > 0;
     }
 
-    public function jsonSerialize(): mixed {
-        return [
-            'id' => $this->id,
-            'size_multi' => $this->sizeMultiplier,
-            'created' => date('c', $this->created),
-            'restricted' => $this->restricted < 1 ? null : date('c', $this->restricted),
-        ];
-    }
-
     public static function byId(IDbConnection $conn, int $userId): self {
         $create = $conn->prepare('INSERT IGNORE INTO `prm_users` (`user_id`) VALUES (?)');
         $create->addParameter(1, $userId);