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THE OBRADOV FAMILY PUBLIC LICENSE
VERSION 1.0.0 REDACTED FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC
CONSUMPTION OF POOR AFRICAN CHILDREN WITH KIDNEY GOUT
1. PREFACE
THE AUTHOR IS DEAF AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY. HOWEVER,
HE WAS INFORMED THAT IT IS NECESSARY TO WRITE A LICENSE FOR PROJECTS BY AN
INDIVIDUAL WHOSE STENCH MUST NOT BE MENTIONED
2. BODY
IF YOU USE THIS PROJECT TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR MISSILES I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE IMPENDING COLLAPSE OF ALL CIVILIZATIONS AND LIFE ON EARTH, HOWEVER
I HAVE PREPARED MYSELF FOR THIS POSSIBILITY IF IT DOES HAPPEN
3. CONCLUSION
IF YOU SMELT IT YOU DEALT IT