mami/src/mami.js/weeb.js

#include common.js
#include rng.js
#include utility.js

const Weeaboo = (function() {
    let kaomoji = [];
    const textSfx = [
        'desu', 'desu wa', 'desu wa ne', 'desu yo',
        'nya', 'nyo', 'nyu', 'nyoron', 'da ze', 'nanodesu',
        'de gozaru', 'desu no',
    ];
    const userSfx = new Map;
    const pub = {};

    pub.init = function() {
        if(kaomoji.length > 0)
            return;

        $x.get(futami.get('kaomoji'))
            .then(resp => kaomoji = resp.text().split("\n"));
    };

    pub.getRandomKaomoji = function(allowEmpty, message) {
        if(kaomoji.length < 1)
            return '';

        if((typeof allowEmpty).toLowerCase() !== 'boolean')
            allowEmpty = true;

        const rng = new MamiRNG(message.getIdInt() || undefined);

        if(allowEmpty && rng.next(0, 10000) <= 9000)
            return '';

        return kaomoji[rng.next() % kaomoji.length];
    };

    pub.getNameSuffix = function(user) {
        if(typeof user !== 'object' || user === null)
            return '';

        if(user.perms.rank >= 10)
            return '-sama';
        if(user.perms.rank >= 5)
            return '-sensei';
        if(user.colour.toLowerCase() === '#f02d7d')
            return '-san';
        if(user.colour.toLowerCase() === '#0099ff')
            return '-wan';

        switch(parseInt(user.id) % 3) {
            default:
                return '-chan';
            case 1:
                return '-tan';
            case 2:
                return '-kun';
        }
    };

    pub.getTextSuffix = function(user) {
        if(typeof user !== 'object' || user === null)
            return '';

        const userId = user.id;
        if(userId === '3' || userId === '242')
            return ' de geso';

        if(!userSfx.has(userId)) {
            const rng = new MamiRNG(0x51DEB00B | parseInt(user.id));
            let str = ' ';

            str += textSfx[rng.next() % textSfx.length];
            if(rng.next(0, 100) >= 50)
                str += '~';

            userSfx.set(userId, str);

            return str;
        }

        return userSfx.get(userId);
    };

    return pub;
})();