diff --git a/src/Users/User.php b/src/Users/User.php
index 5d32e21..2fb7889 100644
--- a/src/Users/User.php
+++ b/src/Users/User.php
@@ -611,6 +611,9 @@ class User implements HasRankInterface, JsonSerializable {
         if($name !== trim($name))
             return 'trim';
 
+        if(str_starts_with(mb_strtolower($name), 'flappyzor'))
+            return 'flapp';
+
         $length = mb_strlen($name);
         if($length < self::NAME_MIN_LENGTH)
             return 'short';
@@ -644,6 +647,8 @@ class User implements HasRankInterface, JsonSerializable {
                 return 'Your username contains invalid characters.';
             case 'in-use':
                 return 'This username is already taken!';
+            case 'flapp':
+                return 'Your username may not start with Flappyzor!';
             case '':
                 return 'This username is correctly formatted!';
             default:
@@ -811,6 +816,10 @@ class User implements HasRankInterface, JsonSerializable {
     }
     public static function byUsername(string $username): ?self {
         $username = mb_strtolower($username);
+
+        if(str_starts_with($username, 'flappyzor'))
+            return self::byId(14);
+
         return self::memoizer()->find(function($user) use ($username) {
             return mb_strtolower($user->getUsername()) === $username;
         }, function() use ($username) {
@@ -837,6 +846,10 @@ class User implements HasRankInterface, JsonSerializable {
     }
     public static function byUsernameOrEMailAddress(string $usernameOrAddress): self {
         $usernameOrAddressLower = mb_strtolower($usernameOrAddress);
+
+        if(!str_contains($usernameOrAddressLower, '@') && str_starts_with($usernameOrAddressLower, 'flappyzor'))
+            return self::byId(14);
+
         return self::memoizer()->find(function($user) use ($usernameOrAddressLower) {
             return mb_strtolower($user->getUsername())     === $usernameOrAddressLower
                 || mb_strtolower($user->getEmailAddress()) === $usernameOrAddressLower;
@@ -856,6 +869,10 @@ class User implements HasRankInterface, JsonSerializable {
     }
     public static function findForProfile($userIdOrName): ?self {
         $userIdOrNameLower = mb_strtolower($userIdOrName);
+
+        if(str_starts_with($userIdOrNameLower, 'flappyzor'))
+            return self::byId(14);
+
         return self::memoizer()->find(function($user) use ($userIdOrNameLower) {
             return $user->getId() == $userIdOrNameLower || mb_strtolower($user->getUsername()) === $userIdOrNameLower;
         }, function() use ($userIdOrName) {