121 lines
4 KiB
Java
121 lines
4 KiB
Java
import java.util.ArrayList;
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import java.util.Calendar;
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import java.util.Date;
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import java.util.List;
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import java.util.Random;
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import org.openqa.selenium.*;
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import org.openqa.selenium.remote.*;
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import org.openqa.selenium.remote.internal.*;
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import org.openqa.selenium.support.ui.*;
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import org.openqa.selenium.firefox.*;
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public class Autonomy implements Runnable {
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public int lastInactiveMessage = 0;
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public String[] deadMessages = {
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"malwareup is as dead as my social life",
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"malwareup has been as dead as a dead hat",
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"malwareup is as dead a divorce"
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};
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public int dinnerMessageTime = 0;
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public int dinnerWaitTime = 0;
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public boolean waitingForDinner = false;
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public String[] dinnerMessages = {
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"brb dinner",
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"brb food"
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};
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public int shitTime = 0;
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public int shitWaitTime = 0;
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public boolean takingAShit = false;
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public String[] shitLeaveMessages = {
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"i had to shit all day through school`i almost shit my pants several times",
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"brb gotta showwer`and shit",
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"i swear i have colen problems or something",
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"i gotta shit like a horse",
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"i have to shit like a horse again",
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"i can barely walk`i feel like shit`no idea"
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};
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public String[] shitBackMessages = {
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"fuck i hate pissing",
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"i just shit`it felt great",
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"i have assburn`that makes my ass burn more",
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"okay, i think i ended the shitting`i hope you guys never have to fart with assburn",
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"i sneezed i hurt myself",
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"i just took a shit`seemed to solve the problem",
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"shitting is a great feeling`your stomach like moves",
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"i shit a disc out every nighty"
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};
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public void run() {
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Date tmp = new Date();
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tmp.setHours(17);
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tmp.setMinutes(0);
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dinnerMessageTime = (int)(tmp.getTime()/1000L) + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(600);
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if((new Date()).getHours() >= 17)
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dinnerMessageTime += 86400;
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shitTime = (int)((new Date()).getTime()/1000L) + 14400 + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(1800);
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while(true) {
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try {
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int timeNow = (int)((new Date()).getTime() / 1000L);
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if(timeNow-Nasbot.lastMessage < 3600 && timeNow-lastInactiveMessage <= 10800)
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lastInactiveMessage = 0;
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else if(timeNow-Nasbot.lastMessage >= 3600 && timeNow-lastInactiveMessage >= 10800) {
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Nasbot.sendMessage(deadMessages[Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(deadMessages.length)]);
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lastInactiveMessage = timeNow;
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}
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else if(timeNow >= dinnerMessageTime && !waitingForDinner) {
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if(!Nasbot.forceDropMessages) {
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Nasbot.sendMessage(dinnerMessages[Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(dinnerMessages.length)]);
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Nasbot.forceDropMessages = true;
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dinnerWaitTime = (int)((new Date()).getTime() / 1000L) + (270 + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(30));
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waitingForDinner = true;
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}
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}
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else if(timeNow >= dinnerWaitTime && waitingForDinner) {
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waitingForDinner = false;
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Nasbot.forceDropMessages = false;
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Nasbot.sendMessage("back");
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tmp = new Date();
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tmp.setHours(17);
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tmp.setMinutes(0);
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dinnerMessageTime = (int)(tmp.getTime()/1000L) + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(600) + 86400;
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}
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else if(timeNow >= shitTime && !takingAShit) {
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String[] msgs = shitLeaveMessages[Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(shitLeaveMessages.length)].split("`");
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for(String s : msgs)
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Nasbot.sendMessage(s);
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Nasbot.forceDropMessages = true;
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shitWaitTime = (int)((new Date()).getTime() / 1000L) + (150 + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(30));
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takingAShit = true;
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}
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else if(timeNow >= shitWaitTime && takingAShit) {
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takingAShit = false;
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Nasbot.forceDropMessages = false;
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String[] msgs = shitBackMessages[Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(shitBackMessages.length)].split("`");
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for(String s : msgs)
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Nasbot.sendMessage(s);
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shitTime = (int)((new Date()).getTime()/1000L) + 14400 + ((Nasbot.rnd.nextBoolean())?1:-1)*Nasbot.rnd.nextInt(1800);
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}
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} catch(Exception e) { System.out.println("crashed in autonomous"); }
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}
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}
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}
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